This is the first issue of the Classroom Daily. Every Monday and Friday read about events, laugh at comics and jokes, and hear the daily scoop about our classroom, 207A. If you want to have a problem posted in the advice column, please talk to Ivy or Ellie. Enjoy!
Halloween Parade!
Do you just love Halloween? Do you want to show off your amazing costume but you can't wear it to school? Well, now is your chance! On October 31st, a Friday, students will be able to wear their costumes to school, and we will parade down the streets of Lakewood. Maybe you’ll be the one to march down the street, leading all of the students through town!
Funnies
Calvin and Hobbes
Garfield
Beetle Bailey
Jokes of the week
- What gets shorter when you add two letters to it?
A. Short
Q: A man leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those two men?
A: A Catcher and an Umpire.
Q: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
A: Neither. They both weigh the same, one pound.
Advice column
Dear Ivy and Ellie,
My little brother is only three years old but he still wrestles me and beats me up. My mom says that I am older than him and I can just tell him to stop, but he won't. What should I do? -Younger Than Brother
Dear Younger Than Brother,
I have had this problem before, and if you can't just walk away, talk with you brother. Tell him that it hurts and that you want him to stop it. If this doesn't work tell a parent so they can put an end to it. -Ivy+Ellie
Dear Ellie+Ivy,
I sleep with a lot of stuffed animals, and I mean a LOT. I try to stop, but I can’t resist cuddling with them. Do you have any idea how I could stop sleeping with Rover and Fluffy?
-I Need Cuddles
Dear I Need Cuddles,
Its okay to want some cuddles sometimes. Try maybe picking your favorite stuffed animal and taking turns with your stuff your animals. Everyone has that one animal friend that they really need.-Ellie+Ivy
Sports News
Did you watch the game last night? Well, if you didn't, here's the scoop. Last night the Browns played a game against the Pittsburgh Steelers. It is one of those games that you just know that the Browns are going to lose…… but if you thought that, you were wrong. The browns won 10-31! It was a game changer. They worked together, played their all, and never gave up. GO BROWNS!!
Girls soccer
Are you interested in joining the girls soccer team? Ellie’s Rangers FC team if having tryouts Tuesday and Thursday. They will be held in Lakewood High school baseball field. A signup sheet was sent home for each student, with all the details. Join now!
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